I'm a bitch...

I caused someone to fail his exam, i'm such a asshole, bitch, inconsiderate fool, i'm disgusted with myself..... REALLY DISGUSTED!!!!! I AM SUCH A DISGUSTING PERSON IT MAKES ME ONE TO PUKE, I AM A VERY BIG ASSHOLE... I AM SUCH A ASSHOLE, INCONSIDERATE FOOL, PURELY 100% MADE OF SHIT!!! JUS PURE SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ARGH.... I AM SO ANGRY WITH MYSELF... I AM RUDE, UNSKILLED, COARSE IN MY WORDS, STUPID, MORONIC, IDIOTIC, SLOW, INCAPABLE OF DOING ANYTHING... I AM DULL, INCAPABLE, PATHETIC AND SORE LOSER, A TOTAL ASS IN THE BRAIN, ONLY KNOW HOW TO SUCK MY THUMB, HIDE BEHIND PEOPLE, SCOLD BAD THINGS, VULGAR, SAY THINGS BEHIND PEOPLE'S BACK.... TO SUM UP EVERYTHING SINGLE THING A SHOULD DIE IN A HORRIBLE DEATH... ESPECIALLY HOW INCONSIDERATE I AM.... LET ME SPECIFIC THIS... I AM GOING TO HELP MY FRIEND AND SAY ALL KINDS OF BAD THINGS ABOUT ME, MY FRIEND'S TOO KIND TO SAY BAD THINGS ABOUT ME... LET ME START...
FIRSTLY, I SHOULD SLOWLY INSERT A SORT OF DRUG THAT WILL MAKE ME PARALYSED, THEN I WILL GIVE THE HONOR TO MY FRIEND TO SLOWLY DRAIN AWAY ALL MY BLOOD... MY FRIEND CAN WITNESS THE SLOW DEATH OF ME, THE DRAINING OF BLOOD FROM MY BODY... AT LEAST SOME JUSTICE CAN BE DONE... MY FRIEND CAN EITHER DO THAT OR LET ME WITNESS HIM CUTTING OFF MY FLESH SLOWLY AND ENDURE THE SLOW PAIN WHEN THE DRUG EFFECTS GOES OFF... MY FRIEND CAN SEE THE PURE PAIN TO EASE HIS PAIN...
NEXT, MY FRIEND WOULD DRAIN MY BLOOD, THEN CAN MAKE SURE MY FRIEND DO NOT NEED TO CLEAN UP THE BLOODY MESS.. THEN MY FRIEND CAN SLOW PEEL OFF THE LAYER OF MY SKIN, CUT IT INTO TINY STRIPES.. PUT THEM INTO THE FREEZER FIRST... THEN NEXT IS THE FLESH AND MUSCLES AND ALL THAT...
THRIDLY, REMOVE THE MUSCLES AND FLESH FROM MY BODY TEAR THEM FROM MY BONES... MINCE, GRIND, DEEP-FRY, ANY METHOD THAT MY FRIEND LIKES.. THEN DO CURRY A.K.A HUMAN CURRY WITH MY FLESH, MUSCLES AND SKIN...
FOURTHLY WHICH IS THE FINAL ONE IS TO TAKE THE REMAINDER WHICH IS MY BONES AND HEAD BONES... EYEBALLS CAN BE USED IN THE CURRY OR DISCARDED.... USE THE BONES TO GRIND AND MINCE THEM INTO FINE POWDER AND ADD INTO HUMAN CURRY A.K.A BONE, MUSCLE, FLESH, SKIN CURRY... TA-DA! IT'S FINISHED! I AM REALLY DISGUSTED WITH MYSELF, MY BEAHEAVIOUR AND EVERTHING ELSE ABOUT ME... ROT OFF AND DIE... IM AN ASS...